Rise of the MACHINE ROOM!
Hello gentle reader.
You get the pleasure of reading our first post - way before we become America's number one non-porn related news source. This blog will constitute the non-sequitor opinions of the slaves of a family friendly advertising corporation. We have no money - but we do talk a lot. And sometimes that talking includes words, and sometimes those words form sentances, and sometimes the sentances form paragraphs, and those paragraphs form an army of inpenatrable information. (see above).
So what is a machine room? Idiot.
A machine room is a big, loud, smelly room where we build machines that eventually hunt you down in your own home to make sure you spend money on what we want you to and/or laser blast your skull to infinity. (But not beyond - thats mathamatically impossible).
So there you have it. Obviously this blog has already become a major factor in your life. Thats ok, don't try to fight it, just let it happen. And make sure to finish your drink. Our opinions are exciting, even terrifying at times. But don't worry baby, we've got it all under control.
MOOD:
So what is a machine room? Idiot.
A machine room is a big, loud, smelly room where we build machines that eventually hunt you down in your own home to make sure you spend money on what we want you to and/or laser blast your skull to infinity. (But not beyond - thats mathamatically impossible).
So there you have it. Obviously this blog has already become a major factor in your life. Thats ok, don't try to fight it, just let it happen. And make sure to finish your drink. Our opinions are exciting, even terrifying at times. But don't worry baby, we've got it all under control.
MOOD:
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